Chris Demetriou

Chris Demetriou is a German-speaking Canadian goose that hangs around Alabama all year round. In his spare time, he squaks at other geese, watches Fringe and other science fiction shows, and writes ground-breaking novels like The Butterfly Hierarchy and Demrene. (Even though Demrene's not a novel and The Butterfly Hierarchy doesn't exist. Yet.) He is a hardcore believer of the Oxford comma.

Biography
Chris Demetriou is actually pretty boring. He has a younger sister named Gracie and an older brother named Will. His mother is an imigrant from Taiwan and his father is from a little Southern town called Russellville. Almost all of his Chinese relatives are rich and/or famous, and he is known as the "American Doll" to his relatives, even though he's just a Canadian goose.

Once, Chris tried to join the Army. He was denied because of a birth defect that he did not know he had. When he asked why, the recruiter informed him that he was a goose, and that they didn't know what else to say. Chris was deeply offended and posted about it on his Tumblr.

There's not much to say about Chris Demetriou. He's just a goose; what do you want from him?

Things Chris Likes To Do


Chris likes honking and flying around in circles over unsuspecting prey, even though he's not a bird of prey. He's also programmer-in-training, but it's hard to type when you don't have fingers. He's pretty good at learning languages, too, and currently he's pretty good at English, Duckanese, and German. He's taking French classes and learning Chinese independently, and plans on learning more languages in the future. Though no one asked, Chris plans on learning Spanish, Russian, Persian, Greek, and Turkish. Eventually, anyway.

Chris also enjoys poetry, science, and history; especially WWII history and Cold War history. He really likes psychology and sociology, and once he bought a psychology textbook for $1.50. He is very proud of his purchase. He's fascinated by quantum mechanics, and would love to dabble in pseudo-sciences one day. (This is Fringe's fault.)

His intelligence is one of his best traits, because it provides him with useless facts, like how baby bunnies are called kittens. And that is adorable.

Things Chris Does Not Like To Do
Chris does not like being yelled at by feminists. He does not like looking at whales, sarcastic people, or "sassy" people, because sassy people are annoying as honk; excuse my language.